The Addams Family (TV Series)
Fester Goes on a Diet (1966)
Carolyn Jones: Morticia Addams
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Quotes
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Morticia Addams : [watching Fester exercise to Jack LaLanne on TV] What's he doing?
Gomez Addams : He's either dancing to the late late show or exercising to the early early show.
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Gomez Addams : Fester's up to something.
Morticia Addams : Darling, have you ever known Uncle Fester to be sneaky and underhanded?
Gomez Addams : Only when he was up to something shady.
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Gomez Addams : Lurch, we know we can count on you. What's troubling Fester?
[Lurch stands motionless and expressionless]
Morticia Addams : I think he's trying to tell us something.
Gomez Addams : Is he in trouble?
[Lurch remains motionless and expressionless]
Gomez Addams : [to Morticia] He's beginning to weaken.
Gomez Addams : [back to Lurch] Is it a money matter?
Morticia Addams : An emotional disturbance?
Gomez Addams : A health problem?
[Lurch remains motionless and expressionless]
Gomez Addams : We're getting warm - a health problem.
Morticia Addams : Darling, you're right. Uncle Fester's ill.
Gomez Addams : Of course, that's it! It's written all over his face. We just had to keep probing.
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Uncle Fester : You know, Morticia, when she sees me, a great postal romance is goin' right down the drain.
Morticia Addams : Brace up, Uncle Fester. She'll love you for what you are.
Gomez Addams : [indicating his bloated, flabby tummy] All of it.
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Morticia Addams : Hello, Houston. This is Morticia Addams, and I'd like to speak to the head of your astronaut program. He's asleep? Well, wake him, wake him. This is a citizen calling.
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Morticia Addams : What an interesting couple.
Gomez Addams : They're almost an interesting quartet.