The Addams Family (TV Series)

Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama (1966)

Loyal T. Lucas: Motel Proprietor

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• Motel Proprietor : You're the first customers we've had here since you were last here two years ago.

  Morticia Addams : Gomez, darling, look!

  [Morticia picks up a mildewed jeweled hair comb] 

  Gomez Addams : So that's where you left it.

  Motel Proprietor : I'm coming to think there's somthin' wrong with this place. Eh, maybe the location?

  Gomez Addams : Nonsense! The location's ideal. Why, the vinegar works are over there; glue factory's right behind ya.

• Motel Proprietor : Oh, one other little thing - eh, watch out for the badger trap under the bed.

  Morticia Addams : What a divine touch!