The Addams Family (TV Series)
Morticia's Romance: Part 2 (1965)
John Astin: Gomez Addams
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Quotes
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Uncle Fester Frump : Who's the little guy talking to the servant?
Gomez Addams : That's my Cousin Itt. He's the family intellectual - the long-hair of the family!
Uncle Fester Frump : He looks it. Is he married?
Gomez Addams : Free as a tumbleweed!
Uncle Fester Frump : He looks that, too. He'd be a perfect groom for Ophelia. He'd never see what he's gettin' into.
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Morticia Frump : Is Cousin Fungus coming to the wedding?
Gomez Addams : Oh, no. He's doesn't get out much. He's lived in a cave in back of the tunnel for thirty years.
Morticia Frump : What exquisite taste.
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Minister : [clears throat] I, uh, might remind you that, uh, as the saying goes: I get paid whether the ball game is rained out or not.
Gomez Addams : Fear not! A wedding will be held here this day!
Granny Hester Frump : [aside to Morticia] He's looking this way. Do you think he means me?
Gomez Addams : The woman for me is that graceful, elegant creature standing other there.
Granny Hester Frump : [girlishly, with heart aflutter] He does mean me!
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Gomez Addams : Querida, will you marry me?
Morticia Frump : I thought you'd never ask.
Gomez Addams : [kisses her hair] Oh, your hair... That dress - drives me wild!
Morticia Frump : I'll never wear another.
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Morticia Frump : You must think of Ophelia.
Gomez Addams : I did. That's why I'm here in the tunnel.
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Morticia Frump : Now, come along. Poor Ophelia's crying her eyes out.
Gomez Addams : That might be an improvement.
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Gomez Addams : [rehearsing with Fester] Ophelia, I won't marry you.
Uncle Fester Frump : [as Ophelia] What!
Morticia Frump : Uncle Fester!
Uncle Fester Frump : [grabbing his gun] I'll shoot 'im in the back!
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[Another attempt is made to rehearse Gomez turning down Ophelia, this time with Morticia as Ophelia and Uncle Fester as Granny Frump]
Gomez Addams : Ophelia, I'd...
Uncle Fester : All right, son. Speak up! Speak up!
Gomez Addams : Mrs. Frump, I'm afraid I can't marry your daughter.
Uncle Fester : What! I'll shoot 'im...!
Morticia Frump : Uncle Fester...
Morticia Frump : [correcting herself] Mother, please!
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Ophelia Frump : I do hope your vaporizer won't interfere with our honeymoon.
Gomez Addams : By George, it will! Shall we call it off?
Ophelia Frump : No.
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Gomez Addams : [drawn to Morticia] They shouldn't leave us alone like this.
Morticia Frump : It's torture, madness - and very bad judgement on their part.
Gomez Addams : How can I marry Ophelia when I love you?
Morticia Frump : What does Emily Post say?
Gomez Addams : Not a word.
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Uncle Fester Frump : Well, wouldn't you rather be a strong, masterful he-man?
Gomez Addams : Too dangerous!
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[Morticia suggests Gomez practice turning down Ophelia]
Morticia Frump : Uncle Fester, you be Ophelia. You're kind, sensitive, quiet and understanding.
Uncle Fester : She certainly has changed.
Morticia Frump : And you're the new Gomez. You're decisive, direct and definite.
Gomez Addams : I'm afraid!
Uncle Fester : That's pretty definite.
Gomez Addams : Thank you.