The Addams Family (TV Series)
Morticia, the Writer (1965)
Ken Weatherwax: Pugsley Addams
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Quotes
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Morticia Addams : Imagine, poisoning a child's mind with all this terrible literature.
Gomez Addams : Children, have you protested?
Pugsley Addams : Sure. We told Miss Doubleday that us Addamses like giants, goblins and witches.
Wednesday Addams : But she just muttered something about nuts.
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Pugsley Addams : Look at these books they gave us to read in school: "A Treasury of Mean Witches, Evil Giants, Wicked Goblins & Other Bedtime Stories by Moricia Addams."
Wednesday Addams : Mother, how could you? Yuch!
Gomez Addams : Children, please, watch your language. Besides, your mother didn't write those. I did.
Morticia Addams : Gomez, you?
Gomez Addams : Children, please go play with your spiders. Cara, much as it hurt to rewrite those glorious phrases of yours, I... I had to do it.
Morticia Addams : And I know why.
Gomez Addams : You do?
Morticia Addams : You wanted to prove that the only thing that publishers will print today is junk.