"The Addams Family" Ophelia Visits Morticia (TV Episode 1966) Poster

Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester

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  • Gomez Addams : Bye Fester, you can have my trains, blasting caps...

    Uncle Fester : Oh, gee, thanks. For a minute there I was sorry to see you go.

  • Gomez Addams : [reading from the Peace Corps manual]  What is the first aid treatment for snake bite?

    Uncle Fester : Oh, that's a cinch. You take the snake and wrap him in a nice warm blanket so he won't go into shock. Right?

    Gomez Addams : It certainly is but that's not the answer they have here.

  • Gomez Addams : [reading from the Peace Corps manual]  The Peace Corps mission is to make friends. Now, what would you do if you were invited to a feast in a native village and were served such local delicacies as sautéed batwing, brisket of warthog and sweet-and-sour scorpion stew?

    Uncle Fester : I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. Ich! Whoever heard of mixing sautéed batwings and brisket of warthog?

  • Wednesday Addams : [reading from the Peace Corps manual]  Many of the countries low bele... below the equator, where the average rainfall exceeds 200 inches per year. What would you consider the people's greatest need?

    Uncle Fester : Ha-ha. Umbrellas.

    Wednesday Addams : Oh, Uncle Fester.

    Uncle Fester : Canoes?

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