The Addams Family (TV Series)
The Addams Family Goes to School (1964)
Carolyn Jones: Morticia Addams
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Quotes
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Uncle Fester : School? I never went to school and look how I turned out.
Morticia Addams : Uncle Fester, looks, charm and personality aren't everything.
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Morticia Addams : Did I just hear a peal of thunder?
Gomez Addams : You did, Tish, you did.
Morticia Addams : Oh, that most heavenly sound... it makes life worth living.
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Morticia Addams : Why, you've perked up my African strangler. Come here, darling.
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Morticia Addams : Wasn't that that nice Mr. Hilliard? He certainly is an odd one, isn't he?
Miss Comstock : Have you noticed it too?
Morticia Addams : Yes, why do you know he suddenly ran out of our house the other day? Frightened by a simple game of darts.
Miss Comstock : I'm going to have to have another talk with him. B.O.O.Z.E.
Wednesday Addams : Booze.
Gomez Addams : Really? Guess I underestimated him.
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Wednesday Addams : What if Mr. Hilliard doesn't come?
Morticia Addams : Angel, your father sent Lurch for Mr. Hilliard, and it's very difficult for people to refuse Lurch. He has such a nice way with them.
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Wednesday Addams : Oh father, it was terrible, they killed him!
Gomez Addams : Mr. Hilliard?
Wednesday Addams : The dragon!
Gomez Addams : [shocked] What dragon, who killed a dragon?
Wednesday Addams : A knight in shining armor, he killed the dragon.
Gomez Addams : [turns to Morticia] I can't believe anyone would kill a dragon.
Morticia Addams : Poor, defenceless dragon!
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Morticia Addams : Now, let me see your hands. Oh, excellent, Pugsley. The nails are nice and clean and sharp.
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Morticia Addams : Oh dear.
[Dabs tears away from her eyes]
Morticia Addams : I'm going to miss the patter of their little feet... sneaking up behind me.
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[last lines]
Morticia Addams : That was that nice Mr. Hilliard. He said the school board accepted our ideas enthusiastically.
Gomez Addams : Really? Well, now, Mr. Hilliard may be right. We may have saved the world.
Morticia Addams : Do you think we did the right thing?