The Addams Family (TV Series)

The Addams Family Meets the Undercover Man (1965)

Carolyn Jones: Morticia Addams

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• Morticia Addams : Dear Mr. Hollister... We should send him something. I have it! Some of Mama's candied porcupine.

  Gomez Addams : Ah, the simple things are the best.

• Morticia Addams : Some strange things have been going on in this house, and we feel you ought to know about them.

• Gomez Addams : I'm going to have to have to make a citizens arrest.

  Morticia Addams : Wait a minute, darling. What if he isn't a citizen?

  Mr. Hollister : Oh, now look here! Of course I'm a citizen.

  Gomez Addams : Good! Then it's legal.

• Gomez Addams : Is that a walkie talkie?

  Mr. Conkey : [stuttering]  Oh, this, oh, yeah, yeah, well this, yeah, yeah, this is a... walkie talkie...

  Morticia Addams : And whom were you walkie talkying to?

  Mr. Conkey : Oh, we-well I was t-talking to Plumbing Central. Sometimes you get into trouble and... you need help and boy do I need help!

• Gomez Addams : I wonder why we never hear from old Flubby any more?

  Morticia Addams : Simple, he can't write.