The Adventures of Lano & Woodley (TV Series)

One Simple Task (1997)

Frank Woodley: Frank

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Quotes 

• Frank : Come on, Col! You're making a mountain out of a... very big hill.

• Frank : Granddad's dead!

  Colin : Frank, didn't your Granddad die 5 years ago? I think it's time you got over it. Remember? We were sitting at home? And you had to go down to the shops? And I got the phone call saying that he died, and when you got back from the shops I told...

  [pause] 

  Colin : Granddad's dead, Frank!

• Colin : ...remind the neighbours to feed the cat... yep...

  Frank : Col, we haven't got a cat

  Colin : But their cat's looking really skinny

• Frank : I'm an alien!

• Col : [checking off his to do list before he and Frank go on holiday]  Remind the neighbours to feed the cat: Yep.

  Frank : Col, we don't have a cat.

  Col : Yeah, but their cat's looking really skinny.