- Harriet Nelson: How do you bring the game of 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey' up to date - or shouldn't I ask.
- Ricky Nelson: Sure! We draw a big picture of the teacher's face on the blackboard, then we play the game.
- Harriet Nelson: And what do you call it?
- Ricky Nelson: 'Draw the Mustache on the Teacher.'
- Harriet Nelson: Y'know, sometimes this modern psychology puzzles me a little.
- Ricky Nelson: They call it 'relieving suppressed desires'.
- Ozzie Nelson: Well, I guess it does at that. How does it seem to work?
- Ricky Nelson: Heck, I don't even know what it means.
- Harriet Nelson: That's probably part of the psychology.