- Big Pete Wrigley: [narrating, as Little Pete enjoys a fake sick day out of school] Pete began his adventure by taking in the little things you only notice on a sick day: the way the dust motes waft around in the sunlight; the sound of the refrigerator making ice cubes; and the sweet, marshmallowy taste of an American president going down his food hole. That's when Pete noticed something even more amazing.
- Little Pete Wrigley: [finishing his bowl of President Pops, he notices one last marshmallow president floating in the milk] Ike!
- Big Pete Wrigley: [narrating] That's right. Dwight D. Eisenhower. Famous for commanding the Allied forces in Germany, and being the only president Pete hadn't shoved up his nose.
- Big Pete Wrigley: It starts by picking the right disease to fake. You know the classics- Colds, Earaches, Pink-eye and the ever popular diarrhea.