- [afterword]
- Self - Host: Before we continue our game, I must tidy up the story a bit. Kerwin Drake was put on trial for his crime and the judge threw the book at him, which was exactly what Mr. Standish did to his wife. But in that case, it was the cookbook. Please rejoin me after this brief, institutional announcement.
- [commercial]
- Self - Host: Good night until next week. Now I must get back to the touch football game.
- [blows whistle]
- Self - Host: Touché, touché.
- [introduction - Hitchcock blows a whistle wearing a referee's shirt under his suit]
- Self - Host: Good evening. I've decided to take up touch football. I understand it's the thing to do. The players are perfect gentlemen. That penalty was not for them. It was a clipping penalty and was called on an overzealous popcorn salesman whom I caught shortchanging a customer. He'll be penalized five cents. However, he's the best man they have. I'm sure he'll make it up on the next play. I, uh, I see by the clock that we have time for just one more play before the halftime show, which is entitled "Servant Problem".