Quotes
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Michael Vaughn : I'm going to say something, and it will either be obvious to you or seem presumptuous, either way I'm going to say it. This isn't working. I've been thinking about this for a while, I don't know what the hell to do.
Sydney Bristow : What?
Michael Vaughn : I think you know what.
Sydney Bristow : I need you to tell me.
Michael Vaughn : You need me to tell you what, that when you're on operations I can't sleep at night, that when we're in debrief I have to force myself to remember what the hell we're supposed to be reviewing when all I want to do is kiss you.
Sydney Bristow : Sometimes it is hard to remember what we're supposed to be talking about.
Michael Vaughn : That's what I'm talking about, and the thing that drives me insane every day is that the people who would kill us if we were ever seen together-the Alliance, SD-6, Sloane, are the very forces that brought you into my life. What kind of a sick joke is that?
Sydney Bristow : So what are you thinking, that maybe we shouldn't be working together?
Michael Vaughn : Yes, that was what I was thinking, but we're great together, and the more we work together the sooner the Alliance gets destroyed.
Sydney Bristow : So, what are you suggesting?
[Agent Weiss interrupts]
Eric Weiss : What is this, the flirting corner?
Michael Vaughn : Uh, we're talking.
Eric Weiss : Yeah, I figured that out. Uh, there's a meeting... National Security, remember that? It's important... for the people...
Sydney Bristow : We'll be right there
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Eric Weiss : OK, whenever you want to have that talk...
Michael Vaughn : What talk?
Eric Weiss : Uh, about the cologne, or whatever the hell you're wearing.
Michael Vaughn : I'm not wearing any cologne.
Eric Weiss : Well, something is going on. No man naturally smells as good as you do right now
Michael Vaughn : [Vaughn and Weiss watch as a sleazy bad guy leers at Sydney while she's in disguise as a prostitute] That son of a bitch!
Eric Weiss : Easy, come on.
Michael Vaughn : I swear I'm gonna to kill this guy.
Eric Weiss : There's no way that guy smells as good as you do.
Michael Vaughn : It's aftershave, I got a new aftershave.
Eric Weiss : Yeah, well, I'd lighten up on it a little.
Michael Vaughn : Yeah?
Eric Weiss : Oh yeah. To the point of non-use.
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Eric Weiss : Hey guys! I just talked to base. We did it; we kicked their asses!
[Sydney and Vaughn keep kissing]
Eric Weiss : Hey! Guys! Did you hear what I said? Asses... kicked...
