Polly Holliday: Flo Castleberry

Quotes 

• Alice Hyatt : [Imitating Flo]  I'm Florence Jean Castleberry... and shoot, I never did get to the VFW dance, because I never got out of the parking lot all night! Why, I'd love to date you, Buford! And you, too, J. W.! And you, too, Bubba! What? You say you don't like to triple date? Well, Kiss Mah Grits!

  Flo Castleberry : [Imitating Alice]  I'm the Barbra Streisand of Mel's Diner and I've been to night school, wah wah wah! I'm the world's greatest singer--when I back into the grill, a star is boined!

  Vera Louise Gorman : And here's Melvin!

  [Imitating bell] 

  Vera Louise Gorman : Ding ding ding!

  [Imitating Mel] 

  Vera Louise Gorman : Hey you dingy chick! Pick up this hamburger before it dies of old age! Well, stow it! Stow it! Stow it! Stow it!

  Mel Sharples : And here's Vera!

  [Imitating Vera] 

  Mel Sharples : Don't call me a dingy chick! I'm sick sick sick of being called a sick sick chick!