- Mel Sharples: 500 million... 500 million. You girls have one little egg. One little egg! We have you beat 500 million to one!
- Mel Sharples: He knows all that technical stuff like ovary and urethra
- Vera Louise Gorman: I know her. She's a singer!
- Mel Sharples: Who?
- Vera Louise Gorman: Urethra. I have all her albums.
- Tommy Hyatt: Mom, everybody who is nauseous isn't pregnant, or Mel's meat loaf would be elected father of the year. She's always sick during mid-terms.