- Edith Bunker: You ain't been to sleep - even in bed, you wasn't asleep.
- Archie Bunker: How did you know that?
- Edith Bunker: 'Cause when you're asleep, you snore and kick. When it's quiet and I ain't getting hurt much, I know you ain't asleep.
- Archie Bunker: I'm worried about some of the guys I work with. For instance, there's Little Emanuel; he's Puerto Rican, and one leg is shorter than the other. Who wants a spic with a bum leg?