All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie's Weighty Problem (1976)

Jean Stapleton: Edith Bunker

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Quotes 

• Edith Bunker : [Talking about Kelsey's cooking]  Oh Archie, he deep fries everything in that awful old oil.

  Archie Bunker : He changes his oil. About once every three thousand meals.

• Edith Bunker : The first three days of a diet is always the hardest. But Mike and Gloria and are dieting too to keep you company. You know what they say, misery is the best company.

  Archie Bunker : I'll tell you something about misery - misery wants beer!

• Archie Bunker : [Belches after Edith asks him a serious question] 

  Edith Bunker : Does that mean yes or no?