All in the Family (TV Series)

Gloria's Boyfriend (1974)

Joseph Mascolo: Mr. Bushmill

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• Archie Bunker : Let me ask you something there, about George. I mean, how did that happen to him? When he was a baby, uh, did somebody throw him up in the air and forget to catch him?

  Mr. Bushmill : [sighs]  It's a common birth defect. The doctors call it anoxia. It means he didn't get enough oxygen when he was born. Now that's what happened to George - what's your excuse?

• Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : You know, Arch, you oughta be in the Guinness Book of World Records? "Most Stupid Remarks Made in a Single Day"!

  Archie Bunker : Nuts to you, buddy!

  Mr. Bushmill : [Later]  Let's get something straight, Bunker! My boy don't have to weave baskets, understand? He's gonna make it on his own, like his brother!

  Archie Bunker : Ah, geez, you got another one like that?

  Mr. Bushmill : It don't run in families, okay? As a matter of fact, George's brother just passed his bar exam!

  Archie Bunker : Oh yeah? Where does he tend bar?

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : You just broke your own record!