All in the Family (TV Series)

Judging Books by Covers (1971)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : His pal Roger is as queer as a $4 bill and he knows it.

  Gloria Bunker-Stivic : That's not only cruel Daddy, that's an outright lie.

  Mike Stivic : You know something Archie, just because a guy is sensitive, and he's an intellectual and he wears glasses, you make him out a queer.

  Archie Bunker : I never said a guy who wears glasses is a queer. A guy who wears glasses is a four-eyes. A guy who is a fag is a queer.

• [Michael says that Archie's friend Steve is gay] 

  Archie Bunker : You are SICK, you know that? YOU NEED HELP. I've listened to this guy around here for ten months. All this pinko stuff, that's all right, that's what they're fillin' 'em up with in the schools nowadays, huh? The clothes, well, that's all right, they take from each other, one kid looks crummier than the next. Their wide-open sex any time of the day or night for no reason at all, that's all right, that's their submissive society. But when he goes besmearing - when he goes besmearing the name of a great line-backer, a second-choice all-American, a man, and I mean a REAL MAN, THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL SHUT THE DOORS OF THIS COUNTRY AND HANG UP A SIGN, "CLOSED. OWNER GONE NUTS".

• Archie Bunker : It's a TRICK CHAIR!