- Floyd Mills: Gee Arch, I hate to ask for help.
- Archie: Good, 'cause I hate to give it. Especially if it's money.
- Floyd Mills: Oh no, this ain't about money.
- Archie: Then you got a chance.
- Floyd Mills: I need you to watch Stephanie for a few weeks.
- Archie: You had a better chance at money.
- Stephanie Mills: I'd like to go to the John.
- Edith Bunker: We're going to the John.
- Archie Bunker: I heard.
- [to Floyd]
- Archie Bunker: "John"? Couldn't you have taught her to say "toilet" like educated people?
- Floyd Mills: I try the best I can.
- Archie Bunker: Well, ya missed.