All in the Family (TV Series)

Mike Makes His Move (1975)

Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic

Quotes 

• Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [On the phone]  I still can't find an apartment.

  Archie Bunker : That's because you're looking with a bag over your head.

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Would you leave me alone?

  Archie Bunker : Try Jersey.

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : I *hate* Jersey!

  Archie Bunker : *Everybody* hates Jersey! But somebody's gotta live there.

• Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : To Archie: That's what I'm going to miss most -- your eloquent verbalization of total absurdity.

• Archie Bunker : Try Jersey!

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : I hate Jersey!

  Archie Bunker : Everybody hates Jersey, but somebody's gotta live there!