- Newspaper Headline: Gas Prices Higher Than Dude At Weezer Concert
- Barry: Look, Mr. Smith, your stress zits are going away. Yay!
- Stanley Smith: Oh, God, I want to hit you!
- Steve Smith: [as he and Stan burst into the sci-fi convention] That's Dan Vebber!
- Stanley Smith: Sorry, Vebber. You're going away for a long time, so pack your Baggins!
- [crowd groans]
- Steve Smith: Dad, I know people here.
- Avery Bullock: Back to the cyber-terrorist. Once again he sent a note in the same mysterious language. All of our living code breakers are absolutely stumped. Therefore, because we have no leads, this afternoon we'll be raiding a mosque.