American Dad! (TV Series)

Deacon Stan, Jesus Man (2005)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith

Quotes 

• Hayley Smith : Wait, I recognize you. You're that amoral puppet master behind George W. Bush!

  Karl Rove : [flattered]  Thank you.

• Stanley Smith : [to Roger]  You knocked up my boy?

  Roger : I warned you I was going through my reproductive cycIe. Oh, and FYI, honey, Steve came onto me.

  Stanley Smith : [to Hayley]  How couId you do this to me? This is what happens when you give it up for free.

  Hayley Smith : Why are you yelling at me?

  Stanley Smith : I figured you'd be in this situation, so that's what I prepared for!

• Hayley Smith : Steve, are you sure you want to have this child?

  Steve Smith : Yeah, I guess so. Roger, what do you say? You ready, partner?

  Roger : [slurred]  Oh, yeah. Fatherhood. Jazzed. It's not Iike I wanted to do anything with my life, like Iearn to surf or go to JerusaIem.

  Steve Smith : Are you drunk?

  Roger : Get used to it!

  [slams the door] 

• Steve Smith : Uh, Mom? Dad? I think I'm pregnant.

  [lifts up his shirt to show his pregnant stomach] 

  Hayley Smith : You can't be pregnant! You're a virgin... and a boy!

  Steve Smith : Tell that to my swollen ankles and tender nipples!