"American Dad!" Finances with Wolves (TV Episode 2006) - Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith

Francine Smith : You want your money, you unsupportive jerk? Fine! Here's your $5,000 back.

Stan Smith : You made all this in one day?

Francine Smith : That's right, I did. Through hard work and giving people incorrect change.
Francine Smith : Stan, it's great the CIA gave you that $20,000 bonus for "Most Evasive Testimony to Congress," but at this rate, it'll be gone in no time.

Stan Smith : Hey, if I don't buy all this crap, the terrorists win! And don't tell me it's not a competition, because it SO is.
Francine Smith : This man's given me something you haven't for a long time.

Stan Smith : We've talked about this. My neck gets tired.

Francine Smith : I'm talking about respect, Stan.

Stan Smith : Oh my God, you respected her? You're dead, Klaus!
Francine Smith : You know, you seem very familiar. Have we met before?

Klaus : [nervously] Oh, you know, I'm just one of those black Germans that seems familiar to everyone, hmm?
Francine Smith : Stan, I did some research on that kiosk at the mall. If you gave me $5,000 of your bonus, I could start a business selling my muffins. I think there's a real market for...

Stan Smith : Ooh, ooh, uh, I... I'm sorry... sorry to interrupt, but, uh, real quick, this is the worst idea I've ever heard. Never gonna happen, but, please, keep going.

Francine Smith : Oh, just forget it!

Stan Smith : Great call, Francine.

Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith