American Dad! (TV Series)

Francine's Flashback (2005)

Marissa Jaret Winokur: Jewel

Quotes 

• Jewel : I had this boyfriend. He was in an avalanche. He survived three days on melted snow and his grandfather found him because he had a dream about the exact spot where he was trapped.

  Roger the Alien : Wow! You had a boyfriend?

• Jewel : [to Roger]  You can do whatever you want to me.

  Roger the Alien : Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in that warehouse at the end of "Raiders"?

• Jewel : Oh, Roger, stop it. I don't have a hard time looking at you.

  Roger the Alien : At me?

  Jewel : I can see past your hydrocephalic head and into your beautiful mind. You're like Russell Crowe and I'm Jennifer Connelly.

  Roger the Alien : Yeah. Yeah, you're Jennifer Connelly.

• Roger the Alien : [to Jewel]  l... It's not you. It's the timing, you know? I just got out of a bad relationship.

  Jewel : You're lying. I'm a loser.

  Roger the Alien : Don't be like that. You're not a loser. Think how pretty you make people look by contrast. That's a gift.