American Dad! (TV Series)

Homeland Insecurity (2005)

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith

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• Steve Smith : [talking about the cool things a video game alien can do]  Oh... um... sorry, Roger

  Roger the Alien : No, no, you said it. It's out in the open. We have to live with it now.

• Steve Smith : Seriously, can't you do *anything*?

  Roger the Alien : I can get my feelings hurt and throw a world-class hissy fit!

• Steve Smith : I'm running away. It's the only way I can escape those psycho Rangers.

  Roger the Alien : Oh! Oh, take me with you. Maybe my special power is keeping you from getting molested at the bus station. Maybe.

• Stanley Smith : Son, if you ever get captured by any terrorists in the neighborhood and end up on al-Jazeera, just blink you location in Morse code. I'll have a bomb dropped on your location immediately.

  Steve Smith : But, Dad, then I'd get killed too.

  Stanley Smith : Ah, come on son, there are plenty of kids to play with in heaven. Your cousin Billy. That little girl from Poltergeist. She must be about 16 by now, you could totally tap that.