American Dad! (TV Series)
Homeland Insecurity (2005)
Ron Livingston: Bob Memari
Quotes
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Stan Smith : So, what part of Islam do you hail from?
Bob : Well, my parents were from Iran, but I was born in Cleveland.
Stan Smith : Really? You know, we also have a Cleveland here in America. And it'd be just super if you didn't blow it up.
Francine Smith : So, the block party starts at 3:00pm and goes 'till question mark. It's pot luck, so bring whatever you want.
Stan Smith : But not smallpox.
[laughs]
Stan Smith : Kidding. Kind of joking, but not really.
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Linda : [holds up glass] To new friends.
Francine Smith : You guys, I have a confession to make. This wasn't a theme party. I was just covering for Stan.
Bob : Sweetheart, we know. We've encountered people like him before.
Francine Smith : You have?!
Bob : Oh, sure. But I gotta say, even though Stan's a suspicious, xenophobic vigilante, he's still a hundred times better than our last neighbors.
[laughs]
Bob : They were black.