American Dad! (TV Series)

Homeland Insecurity (2005)

Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith

Quotes 

• Francine Smith : I was finally making friends, Stan. How could you ruin my party?

  Stan Smith : It was easy. I just yelled "Terrorist!" and everyone ran away. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were asking, how did I ruin your party? And I'm like, you were there, baby. You had a front row seat.

• Francine Smith : Stan, let them out. This isn't funny.

  Stan Smith : Oh, oh, Linda's making a run for the gate!

  [Electrified noise, Linda screams] 

  Stan Smith : Come on, Francine. You can't tell me that's not funny.

• Stan Smith : So, what part of Islam do you hail from?

  Bob : Well, my parents were from Iran, but I was born in Cleveland.

  Stan Smith : Really? You know, we also have a Cleveland here in America. And it'd be just super if you didn't blow it up.

  Francine Smith : So, the block party starts at 3:00pm and goes 'till question mark. It's pot luck, so bring whatever you want.

  Stan Smith : But not smallpox.

  [laughs] 

  Stan Smith : Kidding. Kind of joking, but not really.

• Francine Smith : Say hi to Betty for me!

  Tuttle : Oh, I would, but she died six months ago. The big C.

  Francine Smith : Cancer?

  Tuttle : No, the big letter C from the Coca-Cola sign. Fell right on top of her.

• Linda : [holds up glass]  To new friends.

  Francine Smith : You guys, I have a confession to make. This wasn't a theme party. I was just covering for Stan.

  Bob : Sweetheart, we know. We've encountered people like him before.

  Francine Smith : You have?!

  Bob : Oh, sure. But I gotta say, even though Stan's a suspicious, xenophobic vigilante, he's still a hundred times better than our last neighbors.

  [laughs] 

  Bob : They were black.