American Dad! (TV Series)
Not Particularly Desperate Housewife (2005)
Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith
Quotes
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Stan Smith : [after Francine brings home a dog] What the hell is that?
Francine Smith : This is Fussy. His owner was killed, and he needs a home.
Stan Smith : No way, Francine! We're Smiths, and Smiths have manly dogs. This dog couldn't be any more effeminate, even if it had 20 vaginas, and then it would just be a freakish mutant or a beautiful symbol of fertility.
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Francine Smith : Stan, help me. I've been faking an affair to impress the Ladybugs. They found out I was lying, and now they're trying to kill me.
Stan Smith : A cult of murderous housewives. Before 9\11, I wouldn't have believed it, or at least I'd ask you some follow-up questions, but that's just not the world we live in anymore.
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Francine Smith : [after Linda saves Francine from being killed by the Ladybugs] What are you doing here?
Linda Memari : Duh. It's Wednesday, our grocery shopping day?
Francine Smith : Isn't that crazy? I thought my boring routine was killing me, but it ended up saving my life. And that fake lesbian kiss, What a great idea!
Linda Memari : Fake? Oh, yeah... of course. Fake.
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Linda Memari : [to Francine] So did you throw out the lasagna?
Francine Smith : No. I just have to find a way to make it taste fresh on Thursday, but tonight is "Leftover Wednesday", so I have to make a casserole that tastes like I made it yesterday. If I stay in this rut, it won't be long until it's "Head-In-The-Oven Friday."
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Francine Smith : Okay, calm down. It's not cheating. It's just acting. Acting's not that hard. Renée Zellweger just makes it look hard.