American Dad! (TV Series)

Roger Codger (2005)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith, Gertie

Quotes 

• [phone rings, Hayley answers] 

  Hayley Smith : Hello?

  Roger the Alien : Hayley? Roger. Got a sec?

  Hayley Smith : Roger? Whoah! Is this one of those Twilight Zone phones where I can talk to the dead, but only with horrible, ironic consequences?

  Roger the Alien : Oh, right, it's past noon, you're already high.

• [Stan is about to shoot Roger; Francine, Hayley and Steve stand in the way] 

  Stanley Smith : Nobody threatens my family! Now get out of the way or I'll shoot you all!

  Hayley Smith : Oh, God, it's my junior prom all over again.

• Gertie : You tell him he's a Carpetbagger!

  Roger the Alien : [Drunk]  You're a Carpetbagger, Stan! Wassat?