American Dad! (TV Series)

Stannie Get Your Gun (2005)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan

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• Dr. Heisler : [pointing to x-ray]  See? The second bullet passed through your neck and pushed the first bullet out. You should be completely ambulatory again.

  Stanley Smith : [distraught]  What good is that to a man who has to spend the rest of his life in a chair?

  [stabs Stan in the leg with a fork] 

  Stanley Smith : Aaaaaah! Doc, your fork has magical powers!

  Dr. Heisler : It's the bullet that saved you.

  Stanley Smith : This is great! We've gotta go back on tour and spread the word. Guns are good!

  Hayley Smith : What?

  Stanley Smith : Without guns I'd still be in a wheelchair. Guns heal the sick!

• Roger the Alien : I'm going to make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears.

• Stanley Smith : [passing out after being shot]  Hayley, tell Roger... he's annoying.