American Dad! (TV Series)

Stannie Get Your Gun (2005)

Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith

Quotes 

• [Francine is preparing a tray of lemonade for Stan's meeting of the National Gun Association in the living room] 

  Hayley Smith : I can't believe you're feeding those extremists from the National Gun Association. They're monsters!

  Francine Smith : Oh sweetheart don't be so dramatic. Besides, aren't you having fun cooking with mommy?

  Hayley Smith : I'm not "cooking with mommy!" Dad handcuffed me to the oven!

  Francine Smith : [stern]  Well, if it weren't for handcuffs and your father you wouldn't even be here, young lady.

• Francine Smith : God, Hayley! I get it! I'm un-rapable, not stupid!