American Dad! (TV Series)

Threat Levels (2005)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan

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Quotes 

• Stanley Smith : [after the family is infected with a virus, Roger is making plans to redecorate the house]  What makes you so sure you're going to survive?

  Roger the Alien : Oh, my species is immune to all human ailments.

  Stanley Smith : So explain that cold sore.

  Roger the Alien : [shouts]  Mind your own business!

• Stanley Smith : You know what's so wrong about gayness? If there are two men, who has the vagina?

  Jackson : Yeah, yeah - you need a vagina.

  Jeff : Yeah, vaginas are great. Wish I had one.

• Roger the Alien : [the entire family will die, Roger is redecorating]  I'm thinking of sea foam! What do you think?

  [they stare blankly, insulted] 

  Roger the Alien : 'Cause, you know, I'm gonna need a lot of happy to get over all of the sad.

• Stanley Smith : I'll be Admiral Finch from the 58th Flotilla, and you'll be Lady Constantina, my real estate agent and we'll promenade around the neighborhood delighting both young and old alike with our saucy banter.

• Kevin : I used to work in real estate.

  Stanley Smith : What are you, gay?

  Kevin : I was when I worked in real estate. Once I stopped selling houses, my sodomy cleared up like that.

  Stanley Smith : You know what's so wrong about gayness? If there are two men, who has the vagina?