The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
A Date for Gomer (1963)
Don Knotts: Barney Fife
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Quotes
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Barney Fife : We gotta get some guy that's not been around too much, you know, really naive, some guy with not too much upstairs, in other words, a real dope.
Gomer Pyle : [Gomer enters] Hey Andy! Hey Barney!
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Barney Fife : A man spends money gettin' his suit spotted and pressed takes two hours polishing his hat, and for what? Heartaches!
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Barney Fife : I ain't gonna stand in no stag line with Old Man Perkins and a bunch of slumped-over teenagers!