- Goober Pyle: Did you know she's been walkin' all over town wearin' it?
- Floyd Lawson: Yeah. It's mink!
- Goober Pyle: Yeah, she told me. They're vicious little animals, ya know.
- Andy Taylor: The tax on that could amount to over a thousand dollars.
- Mr. Heathcote, IRS: Oh yes, definitely!
- Andy Taylor: You seem to enjoy your work.
- Mr. Heathcote, IRS: I love my work, Mr. Taylor.
- Andy Taylor: Those prizes are taxable.
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Oh that, yes I know.
- Andy Taylor: Did Goober tell you?
- Aunt Bee Taylor: No, Goober didn't tell me. Goober told Floyd, Floyd told Warren, Warren told Jud, and Jud told me.