- Andy Taylor: Well, as Mark Twain said, everybody complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it.
- Floyd Lawson: Did he say that?
- Andy Taylor: Mm-hmm.
- Floyd Lawson: I thought Calvin Coolidge said that.
- Andy Taylor: No, no Floyd, Calvin Coolidge didn't say that.
- Floyd Lawson: What'd Calvin Coolidge say?
- Andy Taylor: Oh, comin' to supper. Old beau, not married, writin' you letters, and comin' to supper. Think maybe I better get out my Justice of the Peace book?