The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Bailey's Bad Boy (1962)

Bill Bixby: Ronald Bailey

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Quotes 

• [Otis, the town drunk, walks into the courthouse and goes to "his cell", where Ronald Bailey is imprisoned] 

  Otis Campbell : [seeing Ronald Bailey and slurring his words]  Heyyy! Wha' are you doin' in my cell?

  Ronald Bailey : *Your* cell?

  Otis Campbell : That's right! That's been *my* cell for Saturday night for the past umpteen years! So, will you kindly get out?

  Ronald Bailey : [sarcastically]  You've got to be kidding me!

  Otis Campbell : I am not kidding you an' if you don't get out, I'm gonna call a p'liceman.

  Ronald Bailey : Will you just leave me alone?

  Otis Campbell : Alright, wise guy!

  [calls out drunkenly] 

  Otis Campbell : P'lice! P'lice! P'lice! P'lice!

  [Barney enters, livid, wearing his pajamas] 

  Barney Fife : Hey! Cut that racket, will ya!

  [realizes it's Otis] 

  Barney Fife : Oh, Otis. It's you.

  [sternly] 

  Barney Fife : Do you have to make such a racket?

  Otis Campbell : [pointing at Ronald]  Officer, arrest this man!

  Barney Fife : [confused]  *What*?

  Otis Campbell : [slurring, jabbing a finger into Barney's chest]  He's trespassin' on my property! A citizen's property must be protected from prowlers an' criminals! That's the law!