The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Barney Mends a Broken Heart (1962)

Ron Howard: Opie Taylor

Quotes 

• Andy Taylor : Some dates last a whole evening and some of 'em get over nice and early, like this one did. You understand that, do ya?

  Opie Taylor : Uh-huh. You got stood up.

  Andy Taylor : I did not! How you know about that?

  Opie Taylor : Matt Merles told me that when you make a date with a girl and she ain't there to meet ya, then you're stood up.

  Andy Taylor : Well, that certainly didn't happen to me! I went over to Peggy's house and she had something else to do, so I come on home. Now, that don't sound like gettin' stood up, does it?

  Opie Taylor : Don't sound like a date, either.