The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Convicts-at-Large (1962)
Howard McNear: Floyd Lawson
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Quotes
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Floyd Lawson : Maude! Al! If those hamburgers are ruined, I won't be responsible!
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[Floyd and Barney, having run out of gas and looking to borrow some, come upon the mountain cabin of wealthy Mr. O'Malley]
Deputy Barney Fife : [shouting to see if anyone's home] O'Malley? Charlie!
Floyd Lawson : [aghast] You shouldn't call a rich man by his first name.
Deputy Barney Fife : [to Floyd] The bigger they are, the nicer they are.
Deputy Barney Fife : [shouting again] Hey, Chuck! It's me, Barney Fife!
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Big Maude Tyler : By rights, I ought to let Naomi curl your hair with this heater.
Jalene Naomi Connors : [excited] Can I, Maude? Can I? I hate men.
Big Maude Tyler : She's a convicted husband-beater.
Floyd Lawson : [worried] Better watch it, Al.
Deputy Barney Fife : Will you stop callin' me Al?
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Big Maude Tyler : Make the call. Just say you're up here with O'Malley and he's asked you to stay the night.
Deputy Barney Fife : Supposing I refuse?
[Maude points the gun at point-blank range into Barney's face while Naomi and Sally hover over the couch, fists at the ready]
Floyd Lawson : Better phone him, Al.
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Floyd Lawson : How come you're puttin' on your uniform?
Deputy Barney Fife : In case we decide to hitchhike.
Floyd Lawson : Oh.
Deputy Barney Fife : In civvies I'm a little hard looking.