The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Convicts-at-Large (1962)
Reta Shaw: Big Maude Tyler
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Quotes
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Deputy Barney Fife : [as seductive as a nervous little guy can be] Let's you and me dance.
Big Maude Tyler : [surprised, as Barney had refused her before] You kiddin'?
Deputy Barney Fife : No, I'm not!
Big Maude Tyler : What made you change your mind?
Deputy Barney Fife : [trying to be dven more seductive now] You're beginnin' to get to me.
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Big Maude Tyler : Oh, for the love of... NAOMI! The hamburgers are burning!
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[as Barney shouts for O'Malley, the three women panic as to how to deal with the situation. Maude has Sally and Naomi move to a wall away from the windows, saying she'll handle it]
Convict Sally : I hope she knows what she's doing!
Jalene Naomi Connors : Don't worry. Maude's a very clever woman. She'll think of something brilliant. Just watch.
Big Maude Tyler : [shouting a response to Barney] There's nobody here!
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Big Maude Tyler : By rights, I oughta let Naomi curl your hair with this heater!
Jalene Naomi Connors : [excited] Can I, Maude? Can I? I hate men!
Big Maude Tyler : She's a convicted husband-beater!
Floyd Lawson : [worried] Better watch it, Al.
Deputy Barney Fife : Will you stop callin' me Al?
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Big Maude Tyler : Make the call. Just say you're up here with O'Malley and he's asked you to stay the night.
Deputy Barney Fife : Supposing I refuse?
[Maude points the gun at point-blank range into Barney's face while Naomi and Sally hover over the couch, fists at the ready]
Floyd Lawson : Better phone him, Al.
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Convict Sally : [mistaking Barney for her old beau, Al, because there is a striking resemblance] Oh, how I loved that man!
Big Maude Tyler : I thought Al squealed on ya and sent ya up.
Convict Sally : [grabbing Barney by the hair] RAT!
Deputy Barney Fife : I'm not Al!
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Big Maude Tyler : Why'd you open the door?
Deputy Barney Fife : Uh, I... I can't stand crowded ballrooms.
Big Maude Tyler : [laughs] You're a treasure!
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Big Maude Tyler : If Sally wants to dance, ya dance!
Deputy Barney Fife : [to Sally] At least let me lead!
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Big Maude Tyler : [after she's arrested] You RAT!
Deputy Barney Fife : You just settle down, sister!
