- Barney Fife: Did you have a good time last night, Andy?
- Andy Taylor: I've had better.
- Barney Fife: Why don't you ask me what kind of a time I had?
- Andy Taylor: I can guess.
- Barney Fife: Go ahead and ask!
- Andy Taylor: Oh, Barn.
- Barney Fife: Ask! Ask! Ask!
- Andy Taylor: What kind of time did you have?
- Barney Fife: Rotten! You asked, I told you! Rotten! Rotten! Rotten! I had a rotten time last night!
- Andy Taylor: Well, I didn't have too good a time. Had a nice canoe ride. Me and Helen and Goober.
- Barney Fife: I know! He told me when he was walkin' me and Thelma Lou home!
- Andy Taylor: You go up to her house and you knock on the door. And when she comes to the door, you say "hello".
- Goober Pyle: Hello.
- Andy Taylor: Yeah.
- Goober Pyle: Could I just say "Hey"? 'Cuz I'm more used to that.
- Barney Fife: You sure you're not mad any more?
- Andy Taylor: I'm not mad.
- Barney Fife: Positive?
- Andy Taylor: I'm positive.
- Barney Fife: You're still mad. I can tell.
- Andy Taylor: You keep it up and I'll get mad.