- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Now I'm warning you, if you throw one more rock...
- Ernest T. Bass: I promise you Sheriff, I won't throw one more rock.
- [Sheriff Taylor walks away]
- Ernest T. Bass: . Didn't say nothin' 'bout no brick!
- Ernest T. Bass: [yelling at Malcom Merriweather] I'm warning you! Now today is Thursday. If you're still here on... what's the day after Thursday?
- Floyd Lawson: Uh Friday.
- Ernest T. Bass: Right. If you're still here on Friday, which is the day after Thursday, I'll WHOOP the fire outta you.
- Ernest T. Bass: I dropped by to invite you up to my cave to eat. Got some 'possum steaks, nice and tender. Been beatin' at 'em with a stick.
- Ernest T. Bass: Wrong or right I'm here to fight. Unless you run away with fright. And if you wonder who I be, it's me it's me, it's Ernest T. Whoo hoo.