The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
The Darlings Are Coming (1963)
Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor
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Quotes
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Aunt Bee Taylor : Did you like the white beans you had for supper?
Andy Taylor : Mm-hmm!
Aunt Bee Taylor : Well, you didn't say anything.
Andy Taylor : Well, I ate four bowls! If that ain't a tribute to white beans, I don't know what is!
Aunt Bee Taylor : Well...
Andy Taylor : Eatin' speaks louder than words.
Aunt Bee Taylor : You know, your education was worth every penny of it!
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Andy Taylor : Uh, well, anyway, Mr. Darling, uh, it's against the law to... to, uh, to dip your hat into the horse trough. That's for horses only.
Briscoe Darling : There ain't a horse in sight, but if one comes along, I'll give him the right of way.
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Andy Taylor : I warned 'em earlier today on a 9-0-7.
John Masters : Dipping a hat in a horse trough.
Andy Taylor : Right.
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Andy Taylor : [as he's being chased, inside the courthouse] Charlene, I'm old enough to be your father!
Charlene Darling : You've sure been beautiful preserved!
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Briscoe Darling : Her betrothal's been pledged since they was five.
Andy Taylor : Well, that's fine.
Briscoe Darling : So don't go makin' any fancies for her.
Andy Taylor : Well, that's the furthest thing from my mind.
Briscoe Darling : Your words say no, but your eyes say yes.
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Andy Taylor : Where's the rest of the family? I mean, you're a mighty fine jug player, but I doubt there's a pair o' lips around with *that* much versatility!
Briscoe Darling : You don't believe I can get banjo sounds out o' this jug?
Andy Taylor : No!
Briscoe Darling : Man's entitled to his opinion.
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[last lines]
Briscoe Darling : I'm sorry, Sheriff. It looks like they's gonna get together.
Andy Taylor : Well, some's got it and some ain't.