The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
The Darlings Are Coming (1963)
Denver Pyle: Briscoe Darling
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Quotes
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Andy Taylor : Uh, well, anyway, Mr. Darling, uh, it's against the law to... to, uh, to dip your hat into the horse trough. That's for horses only.
Briscoe Darling : There ain't a horse in sight, but if one comes along, I'll give him the right of way.
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Briscoe Darling : Her betrothal's been pledged since they was five.
Andy Taylor : Well, that's fine.
Briscoe Darling : So don't go makin' any fancies for her.
Andy Taylor : Well, that's the furthest thing from my mind.
Briscoe Darling : Your words say no, but your eyes say yes.
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Andy Taylor : Where's the rest of the family? I mean, you're a mighty fine jug player, but I doubt there's a pair o' lips around with *that* much versatility!
Briscoe Darling : You don't believe I can get banjo sounds out o' this jug?
Andy Taylor : No!
Briscoe Darling : Man's entitled to his opinion.
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[last lines]
Briscoe Darling : I'm sorry, Sheriff. It looks like they's gonna get together.
Andy Taylor : Well, some's got it and some ain't.
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[repeated line]
Briscoe Darling : More power to you.
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[Charlene ogles Andy]
Briscoe Darling : Now, that's enough, Charlene! Back in the truck!
Charlene Darling : Oh, Pa! Can't I even look at the pretty man?