The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

The Merchant of Mayberry (1962)

Frances Bavier: Aunt Bee Taylor

Quotes 

• Aunt Bee Taylor : [to Bert]  What have you got in your suitcase?

  Andy Taylor : [imitating Bert's style]  Oh, he's got, first, one thing, then another in there, Aunt Bee.

  Barney Fife : [joining in]  What about different things?

  Andy Taylor : I forgot different things and a whole lot of this 'n that.

  Barney Fife : Oh, I don't know. I think Aunt Bee'd like one thing and another.

  Andy Taylor : Hard to tell. Either that or different things.

  Barney Fife : Yeah.

  Aunt Bee Taylor : What're you talking about?

  Andy Taylor : Now, look here, Aunt Bee! It's either gonna be socks, razor blades or first one thing and then another. Now, we ain't got time to stand around here while you make up your mind! We're busy!