The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

The Merchant of Mayberry (1962)

Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor

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• Aunt Bee Taylor : [to Bert]  What have you got in your suitcase?

  Andy Taylor : [imitating Bert's style]  Oh, he's got, first, one thing, then another in there, Aunt Bee.

  Barney Fife : [joining in]  What about different things?

  Andy Taylor : I forgot different things and a whole lot of this 'n that.

  Barney Fife : Oh, I don't know. I think Aunt Bee'd like one thing and another.

  Andy Taylor : Hard to tell. Either that or different things.

  Barney Fife : Yeah.

  Aunt Bee Taylor : What're you talking about?

  Andy Taylor : Now, look here, Aunt Bee! It's either gonna be socks, razor blades or first one thing and then another. Now, we ain't got time to stand around here while you make up your mind! We're busy!

• Andy Taylor : Whadda ya - whadda ya sellin' these days, Bert? Anything?

  Bert Miller : Oh, this and that.

  Andy Taylor : Well, like what?

  Bert Miller : Oh, first one thing, then another.

  Andy Taylor : Well, what's in the suitcase?

  Bert Miller : Different things.

  Barney Fife : For Pete's sake, Bert! Open it up! We might buy somethin' off of ya!

  Bert Miller : Oh, you probably don't need nothin', no way. And I don't wanna appear pushy.

  Andy Taylor : [chuckles]  Oh, nobody'll ever accuse you of that, Bert. Now - now, what's in the suitcase? Show us!

• Andy Taylor : If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a pushy sheriff!

• Andy Taylor : [mockingly]  Ben, you know you're smart. You're smart to make people believe that you're a skinflint and a mean, old tightwad, 'cause if they ever found out how sweet and kind you really are, they'd take advantage of ya!

  Ben Weaver : [darkly]  You'll be sorry.