Andy Richter Controls the Universe (TV Series)
Duh Dog (2003)
Andy Richter: Andy Richter
Quotes
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Andy Richter : [describing his working relationship with Byron in his thoughts] I'm like a manual writing gladiator and he's my adorable artist sidekick. I think I'll call him 'Popo'.
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Jessica Green : These things are all ready to ship but unfortunately the manual is incomprehensible.
Byron Togler : I see. So our job is to de-incomprehensibalize it.
Jessica Green : Maybe I went to the wrong guys.
Andy Richter : Don't worry Jessica, he knows not words good, but he draws pictures pretty.
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Andy Richter : I wrote the award winning manual for the super toilet. I think I know what I'm doing.
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Jessica Green : It was Byron's drawing, so Byron's in charge.
Andy Richter : What! I have been for four years. He's been here two months, and one of those was February.
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Andy Richter : [narrating] Look at him, the big artist. The Duh Dog was my idea! All Byron did was develop it, present it and shut me down when I tried to kill it. Now he's taking all the credit. I'm taking him out. Doggy style! - No, not like that!