- Angel: I'm not cheap, I-I'm just old. I re - I remember when a few bob got you a good meal, a bottle and a tavern wench.
- Claire: [seeing Lorne] You... you're... here for the children's reading program.
- Lorne: Yes. Yes, I am.
- Claire: It's not until tomorrow morning.
- Lorne: I know. I never perform without checking out the space first. Get a feel for the room.
- Claire: Oh! Well, the kids will flip over your costume. It looks so authentic.
- Lorne: Thank you.
- Claire: Ah, except for the horns. But those are probably hard to fake.
- Lorne: If you only knew.
- Lorne: [to Landok] Landok, is that you?
- Angel: [to Lorne] You know him?
- Lorne: Yeah. But just because I know his name, it doesn't mean you can't knock him unconcious. Please continue.
- Landok: Can it really be you? Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan.
- Lorne: It's clearly rabid. Do your thing, Angel.
- Angel: Krevlornswath?
- Cordelia Chase: Of the Deathwok Clan?
- Lorne: I prefer Lorne.
- Angel: Lorne?
- Lorne: Yes. Lorne, if you must. Though I generally don't go by that because... green.
- Cordelia Chase: Huh?
- Angel: Right! Lorne Greene!
- [Cordelia and Wesley look puzzled]
- Angel: "Bonanza"!
- [Cordelia and Wesley still look puzzled]
- Angel: Fifteen years on the air not mean anything to anyone here?
- [Cordelia and Wesley continue to look puzzled]
- Angel: Okay, now I feel old.
- Charles Gunn: What do you see?
- Cordelia Chase: Moo...
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Moo? Some sort of cow monster?
- Cordelia Chase: Move! I think the sashimi's coming up.
- [throws up]
- Angel: They'll take that off the bill, right?
- Angel: I mean, walking I get, but Power Walking? Why not just run for a shorter time? Weird. Plus, one of them hit him.
- Cordelia Chase: [gasps] A power walker did that?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Apparently she felt I disrespected the Haklar's culture by killing it.
- Cordelia Chase: This town sucks.
- Angel: He's also got her wearing this flimsy swimsuit that covers, like... nothing.
- [long pause]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Appalling.
- Charles Gunn: Disgusting.
- Angel: Right.
- [last lines]
- Lorne: What say we all forget this ever happened?
- Angel: I'm down with that. Wesley?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Fine with me. Cordy? Cordy?
- Angel: Cordy!
- Cordelia Chase: [cut to Cordelia, who is realizing she's not in the Karaoke Bar anymore] Oh, crap!
- Cordelia Chase: [on the beach set for the commercial] What are you doing here?
- Angel: Getting a tan... Not bursting into flames.
- Cordelia Chase: So... What are you doing here?
- Angel: [to Cordelia] Do you want me to rip that guy's head off for you? Because you know, I can. Really. I can just actually rip his head right off his body. I can do that.
- Cordelia Chase: [to Angel and Wesley] I just wanted to act, that's all. For them to like me because I was good. I never wanted to feel like this.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [on the phone to his Father] I have news. I've been put in charge of our group... Yes, as their leader.
- Lorne: Call me crazy, but I'm getting the weirdest sense of déjà vu, here. How come every time you and me hit the big city, we end up in a library? Snoresville. Next time why don't we do something fun?
- Angel: Like what?
- Lorne: Elton's in town next month. What do you say? You, me, back row seats?
- Angel: I don't do big and crowded.
- Lorne: Mr. Elton John hits the first few keys of "Yellow Brick Road", I defy you not to feel like the only other person in the room.
- [first lines]
- Cordelia Chase: You want to try some of my sashimi?
- Charles Gunn: That's the raw fish? Maybe when hell freezes over.
- Cordelia Chase: I think I understand.
- Angel: Understand what?
- Cordelia Chase: The vision. This book. I think it's how we send him back.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: What do you mean?
- Cordelia Chase: If he reads from the book where we know the portal exists, I think it'll send him back. My vision was telling me that that's what happened to that girl Fred. The portal works both ways.
- Lorne: Angel, Cordelia, Wesley... Everybody, this is Landok.
- Landok: Landokmar of the Deathwok Clan.
- Cordelia Chase: There's that Deathwok Clan thing again. Does that mean that the two of you are...?
- Lorne: [cuts off Cordelia] Cousins.
- Angel: Your cousin?
- Claire: If you plan on checking anything out, you've got about five minutes.
- Cordelia Chase: Actually, we're been looking for someone who we think works here.