- [last lines]
- Cordelia: AAGGHH! Oh! Oh, my God! These are gorgeous! You have, the most amazing taste! You have, like, a gay man's taste! And that's saying something! I love them so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you! You're the best! Mwah! I have to go try these on! La, la, la, la, la...! New clothes. I have new clothes! I have new clothes!
- Angel: [to Wesley] I got her clothes.
- Cordelia: New clothes! I have new clothes! New clothes, new clothes!
- Cordelia: [addresses Angel with cold attachment] Okay, you wanna know how I am? Tired, mostly. With "sweaty" running a close second. I'm also jazzed. Can't wait to get our business up and sputtering again. Ready to help those helpless...
- [stepping into him]
- Cordelia: But, just so we understand each other... You and I? We're not friends.
- [Angel stares at her, stunned, unsure of what to say]
- Angel: [talking about Cordelia] Do you think maybe that I should send her something? Like flowers, maybe?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Flowers?
- Angel: Yeah, you know, to say, uh..."Thanks, I'm sorry about the migraines". You know... , "I appreciate you".
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Yes, by all means. And, um... while you're at it, pick me up one of those, "Sorry you were shot in the gut" bouquets!
- Cordelia: [on phone with Willow] Ohhh! Harmony's a vampire? That's why she- Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
- [giggles and chuckling wryly]
- Cordelia: All this time, I thought she was a great big lesbo...!
- [long pause while Willow says something]
- Cordelia: Oh, yeah? Really? Well... that's great. Good for you!
- Willow Rosenberg: [into the phone] Thanks for the affirmation. Cordelia, Harmony's very dangerous. You have to get out of there.
- Cordelia: You got a place to stay?
- Harmony Kendall: [with a sly smile] You offering?
- Cordelia: Do I have to say it?
- Harmony Kendall: Yeah!
- Cordelia: Okay, you're coming home with me.
- [starting to head out]
- Cordelia: I hope you don't mind the couch.
- Cordelia: [to Wesley] Hey, I told you, Harmony is my friend and I trust her completely. Harmony can stay here.
- Harmony Kendall: [nervous] I don't want to stay here alone with the ghost.
- Harmony Kendall: [to Cordelia] We always said we were going to do something cool with our lives. Now look at us: You're an office manager and I'm dead.
- Angel: Harmony will turn on you.
- Cordelia: Why? Because you did?
- Angel: Because it's her nature. She's a vampire.
- Cordelia: So are you.
- Angel: She doesn't have a soul.
- Cordelia: Oh. That's it, is it? You're better than her because you have a soul.
- Angel: [not defensive] Well... yeah.
- Cordelia: I noticed yours didn't get in the way of betraying the people who work with you. Who cared about you. And, you know, you didn't just betray me, Angel. You didn't just hurt me... You gave away my clothes!
- Angel: [hoping this will help] To the needy...
- Cordelia: I am the needy!
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [about Harmony] Well, I'm unaware of any red bird statuary in downtown Los Angeles, so unless you are, I suggest...
- [Harmony pops her gum]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: someone put a stake through that woman's heart if she persists in popping her bloody chewing gum!
- Cordelia: [Harmony, now a vampire sneaks into Cordelia's room] Harmony, what are you doing in my...
- Harmony Kendall: Nothing.
- Cordelia: Harmony...?
- Harmony Kendall: I'm sorry. I... thought I could... control myself... I thought I could resist these urges...
- Cordelia: Urges...?
- Harmony Kendall: You have no idea how hard it is to stay away from you. I mean, seeing you there, looking so... so luscious.
- Cordelia: Oh...
- [Cordelia takes a moment, then suddenly it dawns on her that Harmony is a lesbian]
- Cordelia: Ohh! You're a...
- Harmony Kendall: [Harmony turns back barely able to look at her] I should have told you. I was scared... Scared that if you found out... what I was... , you'd kill me.
- Cordelia: Oh, no! Harmony... God, you really think I'm that narrow-minded? I don't care about that.
- Harmony Kendall: [squinting] You... You don't?
- Cordelia: No. Not as long as you're happy.
- Harmony Kendall: [Harmony snorts, bitterly] Happy, what's that? The last time I remember being truly happy was back in school with you.
- [disgusted]
- Harmony Kendall: Now, here I am, taking advantage of you.
- Cordelia: No. It's just... It's just that I had no idea that you... , you know... thought of me... that way.
- Harmony Kendall: I don't! I swear. I just... Well, I haven't had any for a while and... Forget it.
- [she gets up and moves to the door]
- Harmony Kendall: This is stupid. I'll just go back to the couch. I'm sorry really.
- Cordelia: Don't be. If you want to stay and talk...
- Harmony Kendall: No, I'd better... You know, I'd appreciate it if you didn't, mention this to anyone.
- Cordelia: It's our secret.
- [Harmony smiles gratefully and closes the door]
- Cordelia: [Cordelia talking to Willow on the phone about Harmony] How come you guys didn't tell me about Harmony? Sunnydale's that far away, you couldn't afford a little phone call?
- Willow Rosenberg: [on the phone] Harmony?
- [she spits toothpaste into her towel]
- Willow Rosenberg: What about Harmony?
- Cordelia: [on the phone] She's here, in L.A.
- Willow Rosenberg: [on the phone] Yikes. Big yikes! What happened? Did she come after you?
- Cordelia: [on the phone] Geeyeah. She practically attacked me in my bedroom last night.
- Willow Rosenberg: [on the phone] Your bedroom? How did she...?
- Cordelia: [on the phone] While I was sleeping. Good thing I woke up, too. She was ready to jump me right there. But, I think she got the message that I don't go for that sort of stuff when I shot her down.
- Willow Rosenberg: [on the phone] You wounded her?
- Cordelia: [on the phone] She'll get over it. I never should have invited her to stay with me.
- Willow Rosenberg: [on the phone] Say what?
- Cordelia: [on the phone] Yeah, I know. Awkward much?
- Willow Rosenberg: [on the phone] Cordelia! Okay. We're all clear on the fact that Harmony is a vampire, right?
- Harmony Kendall: Eww. It tastes funky.
- Angel: It's pig's blood.
- Harmony Kendall: Uch! Well, that's gonna go straight to my hips.
- Cordelia: [after Harmony blows up the computer] Come on, Harm.
- [Cordelia takes Harmony's arm and leads her away]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Such a fitting nickname. Bloody hell.
- Cordelia: Harmony... , I have to go. Work stuff. You okay here?
- Harmony Kendall: You kidding? Free blood. And potato skins.
- [regarding the karaoke list]
- Harmony Kendall: Hey, I'm thinking about doing another number. What do you think: "Candle In The Wind" or "Princess Diana Candle In The Wind"?
- Cordelia: Go nuts. Do 'em both.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: I took the liberty of providing you with a new working space.
- Angel: Great.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [Angel starts to go. Wesley stops him with] And I'd love a cup of coffee.
- Angel: [wryly appreciates the joke] That's, that's very funny.
- Cordelia: [Now, Cordelia passes in front of Angel saying] Two sugars in mine.
- Charles Gunn: Mocha cappuccino, here.
- Angel: [Slowly realizes they're not kidding, his smile fades and he turns to get coffees] Man, atonement's a bitch.
- [Harmony is popping and chewing gum, loudly]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Doesn't appear to be hieroglyphic or- Do you mind?
- Harmony Kendall: Well, I'm kinda bored, but, go ahead.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [pointing at Harmony] That is not your friend. That thing may have your friend's memories, her appearances... , but it's just a filthy demon, an unholy monster.
- [notices Harmony's listening]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Eh... , no offense.
- Harmony Kendall: [genuinely confused] About what?
- [first lines]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: This won't be easy for any of us, Angel. You're going to have to change your behavior... Engage your co-workers from time to time. Be sensitive to their feelings, their opinions. Especially before you take some action one might construe as... well, let's just call it: insane? It goes a long to show you appreciate and respect them.
- [beat]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: This is torture for you, isn't it?
- Angel: Yes.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Good.
- Cordelia: [talking about Harmony] So, you just thought you'd bust into my house and kill my friend without giving her a chance to explain herself?
- [Angel and Wesley share a look]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Yeah.
- Angel: Pretty much.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: That was the plan.
- Cordelia: Holster your guns, boys. She came to me for help.
- [pause as she let's that sink in]
- Cordelia: That's what we do, right? Help?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [about Harmony] It's all right to speak freely in front of her. - She's a vampire.
- Charles Gunn: Don't we kill them anymore?
- Cordelia Chase: [Cordelia holds clothing Angel had bought her as forgiveness] Oh my God! These are gorgeous! You have the most amazing taste. You have like a gay man's taste, and that's saying something. I love them so much.
- [Harmony tears a page out of a book to put her gum in. Wesley is livid]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [shouting] What are you doing? This book is twelve centuries old!
- Harmony Kendall: Okay, so it's not like I messed up a new one.
- Charles Gunn: Just so we're on the same page, when we find this vampire cult, we are going to kill 'em this time, right?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [Bursting into Cordelia's apartment with a crossbow] Get away from her...
- [He stops at the sight of Harmony painting Cordelia's toenail]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: ... foot.