Angel (TV Series)
Smile Time (2004)
David Boreanaz: Angel
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Quotes
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Lorne the Host : Maybe you have some type of puppet cancer.
Angel : I do not have puppet cancer! Come on, guys. This is a serious situation. I'm a puppet, and there are children's lives at-
[sees the time]
Angel : Hey, it's Smile Time!
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Angel : I'm not very good at any of this. I spent so much time worrying about the past and the future and my very complicated life. It's been a while since I looked up and really saw what was goin' on around me. It's not my strong suit, you know, but I'm workin' on it. I'm paying better attention to...
[Nina's turned into a werewolf, and grabs Angel]
Angel : Oh! Geez! No! No, Nina! Bad Nina!
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[about Nina]
Angel : Wes, it's not gonna happen.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Why?
Angel : Because I'm not that guy! That guy is charming and funny and... emotionally useful. I'm the guy in the dark corner with the blood habit and 200 years of psychic baggage.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Get over it!
Angel : Why are you yelling at me?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Because! Angel, if there's a woman out there, who you find truly attractive, who you think about, let's say, most of the time, who represents even part of what you think makes the world worth fighting for, and who doesn't view you as an entirely sexless shoulder to lean on, you have to do something about it.
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Angel : Yes, I'm a puppet. Doesn't mean you don't have work to do!
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : This transformation may have altered your stress-response mechanism.
Angel : What?
Gunn : He's saying you have the proportionate excitability of a puppet your size.
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[Angel, as a puppet, gets more and more angry while watching "Smile Time"]
Angel : Wes, put the Special Ops team on Red Alert!
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Red Alert?
Angel : I want helicopters and tear gas!
Gunn : Angel, we...
Angel : This is WAR!
Lorne the Host : Angel, baby, muppet, pumpkin, um... this show is number one in it's time slot. Tykes love it all across the southland. We can't just toss a Jihad at their studio.
Angel : Ohh, right.
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Angel : Stupid fingers! Stupid string!