- Charles Gunn: Hey.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Hey.
- Charles Gunn: How're you doing?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Oh, I feel I should be in a great deal of pain.
- Charles Gunn: Getting gut-shot will do that to you.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: And yet...
- [looks at his I.V]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Is this morphine?
- [Gunn nods]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Well, it's bloody lovely!
- [laughs]
- Charles Gunn: All right, look, the plan is simple. I want you to roll the camcorder, wait for the cops to hassle us.
- Anne Steele: How do you know they will?
- Charles Gunn: 'Cause we'll be the ones "walkin' while black". Come on.
- [last lines]
- Cordelia Chase: What are you doing here?
- Angel: I heard about Wesley.
- Cordelia Chase: Well, that's great. Too bad it takes a gunshot wound to make you give a crap. Wesley doesn't need you right now. We don't need you. You walked away. Do us a favor and just stay away.
- Charles Gunn: Look, I say if things are quiet, let 'em be quiet.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Quiet may be good for mankind, but bad for business.
- Charles Gunn: [to Anne] We were planning on changing it to the "Gunn Agency."
- Cordelia Chase, Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: No, we're not!
- Charles Gunn: As soon as these two narcissists come to their senses.
- Cordelia Chase: [to Wesley] Hey, Gunn graduated with a major in Dumb Planning from Angel University. He sat at the feet of the master, and learned well, how to plan dumbly.
- [first lines]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: What I wouldn't give for a roving band of Prechian demons right now.
- [Cordelia and Gunn stare at Wesley]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Without the ritualistic slayings, of course.
- Cordelia Chase: Of course.
- Francine Sharp: Virginia said you specialize in umm... strange phenomenon.
- Cordelia Chase: The stranger the better, as far as we're concerned. Please, have a seat. Please, take a seat. Tell us what the problem is. Trust me, we specialize in strange. There's nothing we haven't see... There's an eye in the back of her head.
- Anne Steele: So why'd you come in last night?
- Kenny: I don't know. It was cold out there. I was getting frost bit.
- Anne Steele: It was sixty five degrees outside.
- Kenny: So? I'm from Florida. Sixty five degrees is like the Arctic Circle.
- Cordelia Chase: Looks like you could use some help.
- Anne Steele: All of my regular staff were too scared to come in tonight.
- Cordelia Chase: Where do you want me to start?
- Anne Steele: How are your laundry-folding skills?
- Cordelia Chase: I'm an actress. I can fake it.
- Rondell: [to Gunn] All I'm saying is, you gotta let me set up, so they don't see me with this. The cops see me with this... Ain't no way can we Rodney King them.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [to the Zombie Policeman] Wait! Officer, wait! This man is a friend of mine. A very good friend. I'm sure he hasn't committed any...
- [the Zombie Policeman shoots Wesley]
- Charles Gunn: Help me get Wesley.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Is anyone else cold?
- Charles Gunn: It's okay, man. We gonna take you someplace warm. Help me pick him up! Come on! Come on!
- Rondell: shot him. I shot a cop.
- Charles Gunn: Not a lot of choice.
- George: We gotta move!
- Rondell: I killed a police officer. Look at him. He dead!
- [the Zombie Policeman rises]
- Charles Gunn: He don't look that dead.
- Rondell: Well, if it isn't Charles Gunn, brother-at-large.
- Charles Gunn: Anne, meet Rondell and George.
- Anne Steele: Hi.
- Rondell: Greetings. I brought the camcorder. What do you need?
- Charles Gunn: Alright, I got this little neighborhood problem I promised Anne, we'd look into.
- George: This got something to do with the police cracking skulls?
- Charles Gunn: Well, you know about that?
- Rondell: Who doesn't?
- Charles Gunn: I didn't 'till today. Somebody could've filled me in.
- George: You ain't been around to tell nothing to.
- Rondell: You've been moving on up, dog. Playing demon detective with your new family.
- Cordelia Chase: She grew another eye in the back of her head.
- Anne Steele: Wow, that sounds... handy.
- Cordelia Chase: Maybe we can buy one of those star maps, find out where Steven Seagal lives. You telling me he got to be a movie star without a little demonic assistance?
- Detective Kate Lockley: Guess you never caught up with your vampire friends in time.
- Angel: I did track them down later and set them on fire.
- Detective Kate Lockley: Sounds like you enjoyed it. But then again, the whole murder and mayhem thing's always been right up your alley.
- Angel: If that's how you feel, I guess probably this isn't the best time to tell you, I just killed a cop.
- Detective Kate Lockley: I wouldn't make a joke about that in this building, no matter how immortal you think you are.
- Angel: Of course, I mean, this is the kind of cop that keeps talking even after he's been decapitated. I bet they don't teach you that in the Academy. Wanna tell me who that badge belonged to?
- Telephone Operator: All circuits are busy. Please hang up and try again.
- Cordelia Chase: This is no time for circuits busy! Don't tell me circuits are busy. If the circuits are busy, get some new circuits now!
- Angel: I thought you might want to know. I took care of our cop problem.
- Detective Kate Lockley: Crime reports from that precinct. Up until three months ago, there was a murder every two weeks, a rape every two days, a robbery every hour and a half. That's what we just gave back to the people in that community.
- Angel: I can live with that.
- Detective Kate Lockley: You learn to live with a lot of things, don't you? This job is making me crazy.
- Angel: I know the feeling.
- Zombie Cop: [to Gunn, Rondell and George] Put your hands on the wall, step back and spread your feet apart.
- Cordelia Chase: Nothing says "Aha, I'm on to you" like being on the receiving end of a vicious police beating.